User:Jesuschrist

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[1] Hey Everybody the name is buzzat, but people just call me homo fag troll, either one is good. I like long walks on the beach with mah long big black male friend bush. If they allowed males to go on miss universe, which i already sent a angry letter to them about not letting me in, when they ask me what i would do if i were miss universe i would reply, "World Peace and terrorism is scary as fawk, do you know what they do to gay terrorists. They kill them and then chop off their balls and eat them. i dont want my testes to be eaten, not saying im gay or anything im just saying i dont want them eaten in a hypothetical situation where i Was gay, which i am not by the way." When asked around for peoples opinions of me they replied in this fashion,

So what do u guys think about me:

Natt: Penis


SkyBlu: Needy as fuck


Skull: Annoying


Haku(yes mr. texan): i think your a pretty nice guy Buzzat: stfu haku you dont know what your saying


Kenny: you're a baddie with bush


Brandon: your a troll that doesn't know he is trolling


JamController: asshole, cocksucker, annoying Bitch,(the list continued into something unappropriate for the naked eye so i stopped there)


Verran: Your a hyper active Lesbian, if you wrote down everything you say in one day, you can make a book


Snowz: a dick


djcloud: fucking annoying and irritating


ikki: a bee

Man i mean YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A TELEMARKETER IN CANADA. you gotta call the people and usually they hang up, i mean im just asking a simple question of do you drink bottled water or tap water cause our latest in technology allows us to install a filter for you to drink from in your tap so that you dont have to keep spending money on bottled water, but if you already drink tap water i gotta inform you of how many diseases their are in tap water and you gotta filter that shit but before i can reach there someone always gots to hang up or make fun of my accent. i mean its not my fault i just came from the caves a little while ago, but i think i rambled on to much here

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